The Dog Laughing

by Craig Daniels on January 10, 2009

Wolf Dog
Image by storm_gal via Flickr

I was out on the dog path sometimes called the Internet when I came across a very humorous set of rules which could rightly be called the Evolution of Dog Rules. I’m re-blogging part of it below.


1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. OK, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed
to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. OK, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not
under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.

9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10.Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers
with the dog.

How great are those rules? Next we will have to ask if we can leave the house to make the money to feed the dog…Oh wait, don’t we already have to do that.. :) note I have no attribution for these rules and would love to let people know who wrote it.

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