Thoughts on Your Pets and Holiday Visitors!

I don’t know if you’ve seen this, but I could not stop laughing after I read it.  In an emergency, it’s the perfect item to cut and paste, glue to a festive colored backing, and frame for your guest room!

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like To Complain About The Animals

1. They live here.  You don’t.
2. If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That’s why they call it ‘fur’niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it’s an animal.  To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less
2. Don’t ask for money all the time
3  Are easier to train
4. Usually come when called
5. Never drive your car
6. Don’t hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don’t smoke or drink
8. Don’t worry about having to buy the latest fashions
9. Don’t wear your clothes
10. Don’t need a gazillion dollars for college, and
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

Thanks to whoever authored this–I  may hang it on my front door this year!!